"Where did we lose him anyway? Last I saw him, we were wearing those fireman helmets and riding around on the back of some guy's pickup truck. And I think he was the one making the firetruck noises. But after that I don't remember seeing him."

Okay, maybe he kind of sees your point about not drinking again. But at least it wasn't dull, right?

He also seems to be ignoring the waving away. When has he ever listened?

"Don't know what you're talking about. I always look gorgeous. It's natural."

Cocky as ever.