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thecomplexLong tables are set up on the lawn of the complex today. Covered in teas and various treats. There are balloons and streamers everywhere and a big sign proclaims to all "Welcome To The Complex" as it hangs at the entrance. A smaller sign is propped up against the nearest table. "All are free to partake of refreshments."
Chocolate Cake:
Ever wonder what Haru Sohma was feeling when he switched to Black Haru? Ever wanted to be like that, to act recklessly, flirt with cute girls like Tohru without shame, and go completely beserk at a moment's notice? No? Well too bad, because after eating some of the chocolate now you'll be exactly like that.
Lemon Scones:
Ever heard the expression "Those who can, do. Those who can't, teach"? Well, get ready to experience the wonders of professor hood! You are now decked out like a college professor and there are years of wisdom in your mind. It's up to you how you "teach" others and your specialty is based on your personality.
Butter Pecan Pie:
Your on fire today. No. Literally, you're on fire! There is no specific reason you're on fire. It doesn't hurt. It doesn't even feel warm. But you better hope someone else notices and puts it out before you lose all your hair--or worse, your clothes.
Banana Cream Pie:
Silly, goofy, wacky, zany. Words that describe fun, outgoing people who love to make others laugh. And now you're one of those people. It's your mission to make everyone laugh--without cracking a smile. You are stuck in a tragedy of Shakespeare's, trying desperately to turn it into a comedy. Will you succeed? Not likely. But it will be hilarious to see you try.
Cherry Coke/Cherry Pepsi:
Sherlock Holmes was the greatest detective that ever was. And after having this drink, it's now your goal to out do him! So find a mystery to solve, do it like a don, and prove once and for all you are better than Sherlock Holmes! After all, could he solve the mystery of the disappearing sponge in the kitchen?
Candy Corn:
Ever wish every day could be Halloween? Then here's your wish come true! Ghosts and ghouls are now your best friends. Zombies follow you every where. Vampires stalk you through the shadows. And--are you wearing a duck costume? Yes, you're stuck in a ridiculous looking Halloween costume while you're forced to talk to Frankenstein's monster about love.
Assorted Jelly Beans:
Every jelly bean tastes different. And every jelly bean turns you into someone else. At least on the outside...
Skittles:
"Skittles, taste the rainbow." That's how the advertisement goes, right? Well, who knew they meant it so literally! Better be careful eating the skittles or you'll turn into a real rainbow!
Raining Glitter:
So you thought you were smart. You thought you could avoid all this by standing on the sidelines and watching the other poor sops eat the food. You knew something was wrong with it. Well, you were wrong! You're not lucky at all today, punk. For daring to deny the Complex, it rains down glitter upon you. Now you're sparkly. Great. And--wait a second. Are your clothes turning pink? And your hair? And your eyes! Damn it, the glitter turned you into a walking pink crayon!
Note: Colors will vary depending on muse.
No Effect: You haven't touched anything. You're just kind of watching the madness unfold...
As for the tea effects, they can be found below:
Chocolate Tea:
As opposed to flipping personalities, suddenly gain someone else's personality! Haru acting like Sora, Sora acting like Raikou-- madness!
Vanilla Tea:
For the love of all that is good and shoujo, will the drinkers of this tea stop sparkling so melodramatically?
Cherry Tea:
Completely flip your personality. Good is bad, bad is good, etc.
Berry Tea:
Makes the drinker wiser. Bear in mind that wise doesn't necessarily mean smart.
Mint Tea:
Gene swap! Makes you a Homo sapien. Completely, utterly, human. Has no effect on humans, unfortunately. Makes you feel warm and fuzzy and glad to be alive, though.
Lemon Tea:
Suddenly your clothes don't seem to fit so well... adult drinkers of this tea will be de-aged to childhood. Child drinkers will be aged to adulthood.
Daffodil Tea:
The uncontrollable need to express everything in the form of a song! It might be a song you already know, or you might find you've got a hidden talent for lyrics!
Earl Grey Tea:
Drinkers of this tea can't tell anything but the lies. Cures Green tea.
Lady Grey Tea:
SUCH A NICE TEA AT FIRST SIGHT BUT WHAT ABOUT WHEN IT MAKES YOU TALK IN CAPSLOCK? EARPLUGS RECOMMENDED.
Rose Tea:
This tea will calm you down to the point of apathy and sloth. Don't bother leaving bed, it's not even worth it.
Black Tea:
The uncontrollable need dance, wherever you go!
White Tea:
Not only will the drinker be more arrogant, snobbish and better than you, but they will also voice it. Loudly. Narcissism is encouraged. So is slapping them back to their senses.
Decaf Tea:
Sleep, who needs sleep Speed talking completely ignoring grammar commas and periods completely optional But seriously who needs sleep?
Oolong Tea:
Turns boys girly, turns girl girlier.
Thyme Tea:
Ever wondered what it was like to be the opposite gender? You didn't? Too bad! Turns boys to girls and vice versa, complete with all the appropriate parts.
Caramel Tea:
Causes the drinker to suffer severe delusions. They might just start to think they're the Queen of England, or a tree, or any number of things. I suggest you take videos for posterity and blackmail.
Milk Tea:
Causes blindness. Cures Jasmine tea.
Green Tea:
Drinkers of this tea can't tell anything but the truth. Cures Earl Grey tea.
Jasmine Tea:
Grants X-ray vision. Cures Milk tea.
Strawberry Tea:
Have a little respect for your four-legged friends. Turns the drinker into an animal of the mun's choosing.
Tchai Tea:
Causes childish innocence, kindness, love of everything alive. Cures Chamomile tea.
English Breakfast Tea:
Causes uncontrollable hiccups.
Chamomile Tea:
WARNING! Keep away from underaged children. Aftereffects may include: horniness, uncontrollable lust, more horniness, the need to take off clothes, a hoarse sexy voice, sweaty skin. Cures Tchai tea.
Darjeeling Tea:
Ever saw a blushing virgin right before being deflowered? The people that drink this tea will show you how it's done.
Chocolate Cake:
Ever wonder what Haru Sohma was feeling when he switched to Black Haru? Ever wanted to be like that, to act recklessly, flirt with cute girls like Tohru without shame, and go completely beserk at a moment's notice? No? Well too bad, because after eating some of the chocolate now you'll be exactly like that.
Lemon Scones:
Ever heard the expression "Those who can, do. Those who can't, teach"? Well, get ready to experience the wonders of professor hood! You are now decked out like a college professor and there are years of wisdom in your mind. It's up to you how you "teach" others and your specialty is based on your personality.
Butter Pecan Pie:
Your on fire today. No. Literally, you're on fire! There is no specific reason you're on fire. It doesn't hurt. It doesn't even feel warm. But you better hope someone else notices and puts it out before you lose all your hair--or worse, your clothes.
Banana Cream Pie:
Silly, goofy, wacky, zany. Words that describe fun, outgoing people who love to make others laugh. And now you're one of those people. It's your mission to make everyone laugh--without cracking a smile. You are stuck in a tragedy of Shakespeare's, trying desperately to turn it into a comedy. Will you succeed? Not likely. But it will be hilarious to see you try.
Cherry Coke/Cherry Pepsi:
Sherlock Holmes was the greatest detective that ever was. And after having this drink, it's now your goal to out do him! So find a mystery to solve, do it like a don, and prove once and for all you are better than Sherlock Holmes! After all, could he solve the mystery of the disappearing sponge in the kitchen?
Candy Corn:
Ever wish every day could be Halloween? Then here's your wish come true! Ghosts and ghouls are now your best friends. Zombies follow you every where. Vampires stalk you through the shadows. And--are you wearing a duck costume? Yes, you're stuck in a ridiculous looking Halloween costume while you're forced to talk to Frankenstein's monster about love.
Assorted Jelly Beans:
Every jelly bean tastes different. And every jelly bean turns you into someone else. At least on the outside...
Skittles:
"Skittles, taste the rainbow." That's how the advertisement goes, right? Well, who knew they meant it so literally! Better be careful eating the skittles or you'll turn into a real rainbow!
Raining Glitter:
So you thought you were smart. You thought you could avoid all this by standing on the sidelines and watching the other poor sops eat the food. You knew something was wrong with it. Well, you were wrong! You're not lucky at all today, punk. For daring to deny the Complex, it rains down glitter upon you. Now you're sparkly. Great. And--wait a second. Are your clothes turning pink? And your hair? And your eyes! Damn it, the glitter turned you into a walking pink crayon!
Note: Colors will vary depending on muse.
No Effect: You haven't touched anything. You're just kind of watching the madness unfold...
As for the tea effects, they can be found below:
Chocolate Tea:
As opposed to flipping personalities, suddenly gain someone else's personality! Haru acting like Sora, Sora acting like Raikou-- madness!
Vanilla Tea:
For the love of all that is good and shoujo, will the drinkers of this tea stop sparkling so melodramatically?
Cherry Tea:
Completely flip your personality. Good is bad, bad is good, etc.
Berry Tea:
Makes the drinker wiser. Bear in mind that wise doesn't necessarily mean smart.
Mint Tea:
Gene swap! Makes you a Homo sapien. Completely, utterly, human. Has no effect on humans, unfortunately. Makes you feel warm and fuzzy and glad to be alive, though.
Lemon Tea:
Suddenly your clothes don't seem to fit so well... adult drinkers of this tea will be de-aged to childhood. Child drinkers will be aged to adulthood.
Daffodil Tea:
The uncontrollable need to express everything in the form of a song! It might be a song you already know, or you might find you've got a hidden talent for lyrics!
Earl Grey Tea:
Drinkers of this tea can't tell anything but the lies. Cures Green tea.
Lady Grey Tea:
SUCH A NICE TEA AT FIRST SIGHT BUT WHAT ABOUT WHEN IT MAKES YOU TALK IN CAPSLOCK? EARPLUGS RECOMMENDED.
Rose Tea:
This tea will calm you down to the point of apathy and sloth. Don't bother leaving bed, it's not even worth it.
Black Tea:
The uncontrollable need dance, wherever you go!
White Tea:
Not only will the drinker be more arrogant, snobbish and better than you, but they will also voice it. Loudly. Narcissism is encouraged. So is slapping them back to their senses.
Decaf Tea:
Sleep, who needs sleep Speed talking completely ignoring grammar commas and periods completely optional But seriously who needs sleep?
Oolong Tea:
Turns boys girly, turns girl girlier.
Thyme Tea:
Ever wondered what it was like to be the opposite gender? You didn't? Too bad! Turns boys to girls and vice versa, complete with all the appropriate parts.
Caramel Tea:
Causes the drinker to suffer severe delusions. They might just start to think they're the Queen of England, or a tree, or any number of things. I suggest you take videos for posterity and blackmail.
Milk Tea:
Causes blindness. Cures Jasmine tea.
Green Tea:
Drinkers of this tea can't tell anything but the truth. Cures Earl Grey tea.
Jasmine Tea:
Grants X-ray vision. Cures Milk tea.
Strawberry Tea:
Have a little respect for your four-legged friends. Turns the drinker into an animal of the mun's choosing.
Tchai Tea:
Causes childish innocence, kindness, love of everything alive. Cures Chamomile tea.
English Breakfast Tea:
Causes uncontrollable hiccups.
Chamomile Tea:
WARNING! Keep away from underaged children. Aftereffects may include: horniness, uncontrollable lust, more horniness, the need to take off clothes, a hoarse sexy voice, sweaty skin. Cures Tchai tea.
Darjeeling Tea:
Ever saw a blushing virgin right before being deflowered? The people that drink this tea will show you how it's done.
