Hitting is something I prefer to negotiate on. Preferences are fine and all, but I have trouble bringing myself to hit a woman. Even when asked.
[If she wants to hit him on the other hand... She looks like the kind of lady who might not balk at that. Or who might have some other ideas.
A little further down the road, maybe. It'd be rude to ask the day he's met her after all. And no hard feelings if she isn't interested. It happens.]
Ah- Don't think less of me. She seems cool. I like to keep the process of lending sugar to neighbors uncomplicated and pleasant for the long term. Or, at the least, I might wait until I heal up and can start accessorizing this.
[Stump raise.
He eyes the uhaul.]
...If you've got an hour to kill, I think I'd like that. S'cool if you don't. Or if you want to take that back after uncomfortable conversation about fine neighbors.
"Claims the man who has never owned a wooden floor. As the aspca frowns on animal bondage."
Preferences are fine and all, but I have trouble bringing myself to hit a woman. Even when asked.
[If she wants to hit him on the other hand...
She looks like the kind of lady who might not balk at that.
Or who might have some other ideas.
A little further down the road, maybe. It'd be rude to ask the day he's met her after all. And no hard feelings if she isn't interested. It happens.]
Ah- Don't think less of me. She seems cool.
I like to keep the process of lending sugar to neighbors uncomplicated and pleasant for the long term.
Or, at the least, I might wait until I heal up and can start accessorizing this.
[Stump raise.
He eyes the uhaul.]
...If you've got an hour to kill, I think I'd like that.
S'cool if you don't. Or if you want to take that back after uncomfortable conversation about fine neighbors.