Well there you are. His sister thinks he's the village bicycle. That does kind of irritate him, but he shows it by breathing quietly through his nose for a second, then tapping the closed door with an apparently resigned sigh,]
In that case, if you don't come out, I'm going to have completely debauched and kinky sex with this random neighbor in the middle of the living room.
[Mouthes a ' sorry' at you before adding to the door,]
It's going to be mind-blowingly pornographic. You don't want to know how incredibly kinky it's going to be.
[Another apologetic wince at Neil, waving his hand to indicate they should start going down the hall now, adding a little more loudly at Rylie's door,]
You left your dresser out here, right? I always wanted to try something with those knobs... I wonder which box my bullwhip's in.
[Oh please go along with this, Neil. He's got the most knotted eyebrows in an otherwise blank face right now. Chances are you won't actually think he has a bullwhip. This probably isn't an outing that he likes borderline illegal things. Probably. Maybe?
All on your shoulders now, Neil.]
Maybe some towels.
[Almost a grumble. Almost. No, really. He's not mad. ...yeahhhhhhh. Not...mad...
And this totally isn't him grumbling under his breath again..]
Gai so fei hua... Guanwopishi.***
[Louder again,]
Loads of sex. Using your toothbrush. 'Kay thanks bye.
[3/3] Neil, Kai & Rylie | Apparently learning how to be men
Well there you are. His sister thinks he's the village bicycle. That does kind of irritate him, but he shows it by breathing quietly through his nose for a second, then tapping the closed door with an apparently resigned sigh,]
In that case, if you don't come out, I'm going to have completely debauched and kinky sex with this random neighbor in the middle of the living room.
[Mouthes a ' sorry' at you before adding to the door,]
It's going to be mind-blowingly pornographic.
You don't want to know how incredibly kinky it's going to be.
[Another apologetic wince at Neil, waving his hand to indicate they should start going down the hall now, adding a little more loudly at Rylie's door,]
You left your dresser out here, right?
I always wanted to try something with those knobs...
I wonder which box my bullwhip's in.
[Oh please go along with this, Neil. He's got the most knotted eyebrows in an otherwise blank face right now. Chances are you won't actually think he has a bullwhip. This probably isn't an outing that he likes borderline illegal things. Probably.
Maybe?
All on your shoulders now, Neil.]
Maybe some towels.
[Almost a grumble. Almost.
No, really. He's not mad. ...yeahhhhhhh.
Not...mad...
And this totally isn't him grumbling under his breath again..]
Gai so fei hua... Guanwopishi.***
[Louder again,]
Loads of sex. Using your toothbrush.
'Kay thanks bye.
*** "Damned Nonsense. I don't give a damn."