Well there you are. His sister thinks he's the village bicycle. That does kind of irritate him, but he shows it by breathing quietly through his nose for a second, then tapping the closed door with an apparently resigned sigh,]
In that case, if you don't come out, I'm going to have completely debauched and kinky sex with this random neighbor in the middle of the living room.
[Mouthes a ' sorry' at you before adding to the door,]
It's going to be mind-blowingly pornographic. You don't want to know how incredibly kinky it's going to be.
[Another apologetic wince at Neil, waving his hand to indicate they should start going down the hall now, adding a little more loudly at Rylie's door,]
You left your dresser out here, right? I always wanted to try something with those knobs... I wonder which box my bullwhip's in.
[Oh please go along with this, Neil. He's got the most knotted eyebrows in an otherwise blank face right now. Chances are you won't actually think he has a bullwhip. This probably isn't an outing that he likes borderline illegal things. Probably. Maybe?
All on your shoulders now, Neil.]
Maybe some towels.
[Almost a grumble. Almost. No, really. He's not mad. ...yeahhhhhhh. Not...mad...
And this totally isn't him grumbling under his breath again..]
Gai so fei hua... Guanwopishi.***
[Louder again,]
Loads of sex. Using your toothbrush. 'Kay thanks bye.
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[3/3] Neil, Kai & Rylie | Apparently learning how to be men
Date: 2014-08-03 08:32 pm (UTC)Well there you are. His sister thinks he's the village bicycle. That does kind of irritate him, but he shows it by breathing quietly through his nose for a second, then tapping the closed door with an apparently resigned sigh,]
In that case, if you don't come out, I'm going to have completely debauched and kinky sex with this random neighbor in the middle of the living room.
[Mouthes a ' sorry' at you before adding to the door,]
It's going to be mind-blowingly pornographic.
You don't want to know how incredibly kinky it's going to be.
[Another apologetic wince at Neil, waving his hand to indicate they should start going down the hall now, adding a little more loudly at Rylie's door,]
You left your dresser out here, right?
I always wanted to try something with those knobs...
I wonder which box my bullwhip's in.
[Oh please go along with this, Neil. He's got the most knotted eyebrows in an otherwise blank face right now. Chances are you won't actually think he has a bullwhip. This probably isn't an outing that he likes borderline illegal things. Probably.
Maybe?
All on your shoulders now, Neil.]
Maybe some towels.
[Almost a grumble. Almost.
No, really. He's not mad. ...yeahhhhhhh.
Not...mad...
And this totally isn't him grumbling under his breath again..]
Gai so fei hua... Guanwopishi.***
[Louder again,]
Loads of sex. Using your toothbrush.
'Kay thanks bye.
*** "Damned Nonsense. I don't give a damn."