[He catches himself again, and pretends to cringe.]

With my hair a mess? What kind of first impression would that be?
It'd make me cry to have a beautiful car like that laugh at me.

[But then he smiles and squints, shielding his eyes so he can get a good look.]

What is it? A dodge?
Looks a little like the old style viper with the V10 from here, but with custom paint.
You're on first name terms with a viper? That's pretty hardcore, bro.

[And he gets that dreamy look of a boy who used to sneak car magazines into the bathroom with him.
What he wouldn't give for two hands and a go in your car around some corners.
Ughhhhhhhh.]