Guessssss whoooooo?
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thecomplexThe laundry room has been re-arranged today. The dryers and washers are blocked by long tables that have been crammed into the room. The tables are covered in various strange looking machinery, vials of liquid, test tubes, beakers, strange tubes and any number of other weird odds and ends.
Amid the scientific stuff are some more normal looking things, though they seem out of place where they are. Things like rubber ducks, socks, melting klondike bars and cans of various foods, some open and half-eaten and others untouched.
The lights are off, but there are some strangely colored lights glowing inside the washers which it seems are being used to house various specimens. Mostly Heartless and Dusks. You may see the occasional lost sock or pair of underwear float by. It seems whoever put them there didn't fully clean out the clothes that had been washing.
Speaking of your laundry, it's all piled in a corner. Yours and everyone else's. Mixed in a big heap. If yours had been in the dryer, it's going to need another cycle because the wet clothes have re-soaked them.
Meanwhile, the culprit seems to be in the middle of an experiment. Some of you may recognize him. He's been around before. Usualy causing trouble. He's wearing a white lab coat over his Organization coat and a pair of goggles are over his eyes as he pours over his latest experiment.
Amid the scientific stuff are some more normal looking things, though they seem out of place where they are. Things like rubber ducks, socks, melting klondike bars and cans of various foods, some open and half-eaten and others untouched.
The lights are off, but there are some strangely colored lights glowing inside the washers which it seems are being used to house various specimens. Mostly Heartless and Dusks. You may see the occasional lost sock or pair of underwear float by. It seems whoever put them there didn't fully clean out the clothes that had been washing.
Speaking of your laundry, it's all piled in a corner. Yours and everyone else's. Mixed in a big heap. If yours had been in the dryer, it's going to need another cycle because the wet clothes have re-soaked them.
Meanwhile, the culprit seems to be in the middle of an experiment. Some of you may recognize him. He's been around before. Usualy causing trouble. He's wearing a white lab coat over his Organization coat and a pair of goggles are over his eyes as he pours over his latest experiment.
Just realized you dreamwidth'd. *_*
Date: 2012-08-01 06:49 pm (UTC)Two big orange horns rise out of the pile of laundry, followed by two mild yellow eyes.
"hey.
HEY, MOTHERFUCKER, HEY.
you makin' the mad boonies off some of those righteous motherfuckin' potions?"
Abdakjasb sorry? ^^; I could LJ it too if you want Gau. I forgot you didn't have him on DW...
Date: 2012-08-01 06:59 pm (UTC)Oh. Hey. When did you get in there?
"How did you get out of your tank?"
He thinks you're an experiment, apparently. Because you don't really look human. Even though almost every experiment in the washers is a Heartless or Dusk.
Nuuuuu~ This is lovely as it is~
Date: 2012-08-01 07:49 pm (UTC)"MOTHERFUCKIN' MIRACLES
ain't no pit can contain the motherfuckin' bard when a clown's goin' down.
BUT IT'S ALL MOTHERFUCKIN' CHILL NOW. ESPECIALLY IN THIS MOTHERFUCKIN' WHIMSYCHEST."
Gamzee's taken the freezer. One can only imagine what's in store for the Klondike bars within.
WOULD YOU LIKE TO BUY SOME MOTHERFUCKIN' ITEMS?
Lovely... or potential nightmare fuel for the other residents? XD
Date: 2012-08-02 11:42 am (UTC)"Well now that you're all grown up, you can make yourself useful and help grandaddy with his work."
He stares at the freezer though. Thats where the klondike bars come from. He typically doesn't keep them there himself, prefering to carry them in his pockets and use his ice powers to keep them frozen until he wants to eat them.
However he knows thats where everyone else keeps them.
"Are there klondike bars in there?"
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Date: 2012-08-02 05:41 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2012-08-02 11:49 am (UTC)Catbus! You came to visit granddaddy!
[Well, at least he remembers you, even if he seems stuck on calling you such a weird name. He seems to have actualy understood you're asking for money too. He digs around in his pocket and digs out a handful of small, yellow orbs and hexagons. He mutters under his breath as he counts them before holding them out.]
Is eighty-four munny enough?
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Date: 2012-08-03 04:52 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2012-08-03 12:08 pm (UTC)Dryer?
[He perks up again and runs around the table, leaving whatever was in the beaker bubble over onto the table in a frothy neon orange mess. He pulls one of the tables away from a row of washers, revealing the strange critters floating inside.]
This is Jeremy, Carl and Banjo. I'm waiting for them to start growing extra limbs or change colors. Or something interesting like that.
/sneaks in here late
Date: 2012-08-19 06:41 pm (UTC)He wasn't actively afraid of Vexen. The scientist was a bit different than most of the other Nobodies. He didn't care about missions actively, the way they did. His mind was always on one of his experiments. As long as Luxord was careful and didn't draw his attention, he probably wouldn't become one of his experiments. As it was, he doubted he would be sold out to Xemnas immediately, only when Vexen bothered to remember telling him.
"What are you doing, Vexen?" He asked, stepping further into the laudnry room. It would be more suspicious if he left now. The last thing he needs is for Vexen to be suspicious of him.
Yeee~
Date: 2012-08-19 06:59 pm (UTC)Most everyone else just has to put up with him being a bit off his rocker at times.
He looks up, staring at Luxord blankly for a moment, his eyes looking large and bug-like through the lenses of his goggles. At first he doesn't seem to recognize him, but it sinks in after a few moments.
"Ah. Luxord. Hand me that glowing orange bottle over there. The one producing all that purple smoke. Use the tongs to pick it up, it's hot."
Re: Yeee~
Date: 2012-08-19 07:27 pm (UTC)Re: Yeee~
Date: 2012-08-19 07:35 pm (UTC)Apparently it wasn't hot afterall...
He mixes the contents for a moment and then holds it out in Luxord's direction.
"Do you know what this it?"
Re: Yeee~
Date: 2012-08-31 05:36 am (UTC)"…No. Should I?" He eyes the concoction mistrustfully. He has this sinking feeling that if Vexen doesn't know what it is either, he might have the contents dumped on him to test it out. He takes a cautionary step back. The last time he did that, he turned Saix's hair pink and purple for a week. The Berserker had been pissed.
Re: Yeee~
Date: 2012-09-15 03:58 am (UTC)"Aaah... It's delicious for starters."
He suddenly demanded to be here .___.
Date: 2013-01-09 06:07 am (UTC)"I see." Something about this whole scenario isn't quite right but he can't put his finger on what it is.
Vexen always welcomes his grandbabies back with open arms. :D
Date: 2013-01-10 05:04 am (UTC)"What brings you down to the labs today? Did you need more ointment for your rashes?"
What ointment? What rashes?
"Oh. Wait. I know. This is about Mansex's potion. No. I haven't finished it yet. He'll just have to stand being fused to Xigbar for a little longer."